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Re: Derby Day Memories
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2017, 05:00:04 pm »
Great stuff. Love the Hitler one and the crazy guy who can't stop laughing. never gets old.


"Don't cry Frau Hunt, Chris Woods was nutmegged as well"  :DD
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Re: Derby Day Memories
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2017, 05:05:44 pm »
If you've seen Carvalhal's meltdown on Twitter where he screws up a 20 pound note then says it's still worth 20 pounds... This is what he should have said...

Saw that mate, unfortunately for Carlos when you screw up an entire £69m football team it's suddenly not worth £69m any more. I mean, who the fuck's ever going to give £10m for Rhodes again? Hahahahahahahaha - did he actually touch the ball after he came on?

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Re: Derby Day Memories
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2017, 07:22:44 am »
The gift that just keeps on giving!
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Re: Derby Day Memories
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2017, 07:24:49 am »
LoL
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Re: Derby Day Memories
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2017, 01:13:14 pm »
We all know the Pigs' lovely new kit is made by one of Chansari's dodgy offshore companies called Elev8 right...?

We all know Duffy stopped them bouncing right?

Look what other company is also called Elev8....
http://www.elev8inverclyde.co.uk/about-elev8

Elev8 - it's a trampoline park in Scotland  :DD :DD :DD :DD

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Re: Derby Day Memories
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2017, 05:27:09 am »
A short poem about the Bouncing Day Massacre, written from the perspective of a Wendy...

So the tale that I tell thee,
Is of the Blades agean't Wednesday
It were on a Sunday in S6
We were gonna mek them blades cry and shit bricks!

We were so full of ourselves, confident!
We'd not started bouncing when we had to relent
Free kick out er't box and up stepped Fleck
Curled into the corner, Mi Dad shouted "OH FUCKIN 'ECK!"

All me mates said this'd be a walk in the park
Then he walked through t'defence, that donkey, Leon Clarke
He only made them two to the good
stepped through out defence like they was made of wood

United goal scorers the Mc weren't s'posed to announce
Let's blame the manager, whose name we can't pronounce
This shun't be 'appening, I wanna lose my temper
We said they'd be relegated by the end of September!

We're Real Madrid, but playing in a stupor
But we got some hope, before the break, with our Hooper
He nailed us a goal, against the run of play
You'd 'ave thought the Blades were at home, not playing away!

Just after the break, the balance stated to sway,
And we scored again, with a player whose name we can't say!
'Ere we go, we're up and 'ere comes the trouncing
Then 'ere it comes, the infamous Hillsborough bouncing!

We can only say that them Blades had been lucky,
But we'd not paid attention to that young ginger lad, Duffy.
I'd just put a tenner on us, on 365 and Sky Bet
When that little ginner hits the back of the net!

He turned to salute his once bouncing abusers,
We're all turned to stone stone, like we'd looked at Medusa!
Three sides of Hillsbrough in silence, stood STILL
And me dad looking puce, like he'd choked on some swill.

This can't be 'appening, they've not read the script,
Three sides er't ground as quiet as a crypt.
We shout "CARLOS OUT!" and that sort of malarkey,
Then he's through again, you know that reject Clarky.

Ghosting through, like the defenders are dips,
Then beating Westwood, with the subtlest of chips.
We're being beaten by a pub team from the Dog n Duck!
I think its abaht time I logged out of Facebook!!!

Sean the Blade....
The Landlord!

 



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