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Banter thread - No.1
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:52:01 pm »
OK - shall we pick up where we left off? Continuing in the old tradition of the Banter thread (although I will be encouraging more individual topics this time around) I'm delighted to be the originator of Banter Thread No. 1 in the all new clean and sparkly Crossed Blades.

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 04:06:13 pm »
Some quality ales there Landlord, but don't forget the plastic jug of John Smiths at the end of the bar for Dane when he gets in  :ok:

Can we say Bollocks in this one?


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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 04:08:42 pm »
Good enough for the Arch Bishop of Banterbury..... ;D

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2015, 04:20:51 pm »
It looks good. Can we have some hendo's crisps Landord

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2015, 08:26:02 pm »
It looks good. Can we have some hendo's crisps Landord

 Are you allowed to eat sharp edged food at your age?  :whi

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2015, 08:15:33 am »
It looks good. Can we have some hendo's crisps Landord

 Are you allowed to eat sharp edged food at your age?  :whi

I have to take mi teeth out and suck them a bit to make them soft. I'm OK then

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2015, 08:28:55 am »
It looks good. Can we have some hendo's crisps Landord

 Are you allowed to eat sharp edged food at your age?  :whi

I have to take mi teeth out and suck them a bit to make them soft. I'm OK then

Or get someone to suck them for you  :DD

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2015, 10:45:27 am »
are we still talking about crisps?

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2015, 01:48:14 pm »
are we still talking about crisps?

I thought you might offer to suck them for Bolts  :whi

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2015, 02:24:26 pm »
Did I stumble into the wrong bar by mistake ? :yikes:

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2015, 04:09:51 pm »
Did I stumble into the wrong bar by mistake ? :yikes:

Stay around Tex, it can get worse than this. The other 2 must be going through the change :DD

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2015, 04:36:53 pm »

Stay around Tex, it can get worse than this. The other 2 must be going through the change :DD

Going through? sounds like they went though a long time ago!!!

Anyway so Lee Turnbull head of Recruitment / Chief Scout ... rumour is he could also fill in as the No. 9  :whi

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2015, 08:28:43 pm »
never liked prunes

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2015, 08:42:45 am »
never liked prunes

Soak them in water then..... ;D

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Re: Banter thread - No.1
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2015, 01:45:44 pm »
Love this tweet today from the new gaffer, doesn't say much but speaks volumes about his attitude  :ok:

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Good morning,  @SUFC_tweets looking forward to meeting the players today before they begin a fitness assessment @sheffhallamuni

 



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