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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #375 on: August 12, 2016, 08:08:53 pm »
Looking at the other threads available, it looks like someone misunderstood "we must get up this season" !!

Well the other threads won't concern you mate - a button mushroom is what it is and no amount of blue tablets can help  :whi

Yes, thank you "King Dong" - the owner of both the pot AND the kettle  8)

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #376 on: August 13, 2016, 06:28:47 pm »
Chuffinell that was shite!

In the first game v Bolton we had arguably 1 chance on target, a late header from a tight angle that might already have been going over the bar until the keeper tipped it over.

Today we had one chance on target and scored. Aside from that we were feckin awful from minute 1 to minute 93.

That was exactly the type of performance that got Bassett the sack in the end, aimless punts up forward to no fecker.

Sharp took his goal well but may as well have been emulsioning his mother-in-law's ceiling for the 75 minutes beforehand.

George Long - catastrophic. If you haven't seen it, prepare yourselves for a proper giggle. One shot he had to save, one! Familiar story ???????

Man of the match? Step forward Harrison McGahey! Released for being shite, he had our strike force in his pocket and never looked out of place. Some of Wilder's changes have been made for the sake of it.

Bollocks lads - onto Tuesday!

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #377 on: August 13, 2016, 10:08:50 pm »
Bloody fantasist......it weren't that good  :whi )O(

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #378 on: August 14, 2016, 09:42:09 am »
2 words! Bloody Dreadful.

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #379 on: August 15, 2016, 03:49:24 am »
Yep key still works, need to make a mental note to come by more often.
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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #380 on: August 15, 2016, 08:09:54 pm »
Yep key still works, need to make a mental note to come by more often.

heck yeah!

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #381 on: August 16, 2016, 04:27:19 pm »
Is there any way to stop these muppets creating stupid posts??

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #382 on: August 16, 2016, 05:49:57 pm »
Found this on Youtube.



brilliant....

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #383 on: August 16, 2016, 10:23:19 pm »
In two home games we've managed one attempt on target in total.

Tonight we played just like we did on Saturday, ie just whack it forward. That's all, just whack it forward.

Yes, the defence was absolutely abysmal for the goals, but going forwards we created absolutely nothing.

We were lethargic, second to everything, and totally, totally clueless.

Very early days, but that was relegation football tonight, pure and simple.

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #384 on: August 16, 2016, 11:53:46 pm »
Well the writing was on the wall for a bad night when:

1. Get the the Tap and there's no Jaipur on.

2. Go to the Rutland for one ok pint but the they wouldn't serve Lings (and no he wasn't being a twat!) so we left.

3. Go to the Red Lion and the ale was woeful.

Simple as that really  :whi

But seriously, absolutely clueless performance again - very worrying times  )O(

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #385 on: August 17, 2016, 09:27:54 am »
Well the writing was on the wall for a bad night when:

1. Get the the Tap and there's no Jaipur on.

2. Go to the Rutland for one ok pint but the they wouldn't serve Lings (and no he wasn't being a twat!) so we left.

3. Go to the Red Lion and the ale was woeful.

Simple as that really

But seriously, absolutely clueless performance again - very worrying times  )O(

The whisky in Scotland was perfect and I watched some excellent sporting achievements in the cycling - just saying  :whi
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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #386 on: August 17, 2016, 06:32:03 pm »
Just watched the highlights, and that was a dismal performance. It sounded shite on BP, and watching confirmed what I had listened to.

CW has now got to get them sorted. Hussey looked a weak link, and the mid-field didn't have the skill to break down the Southend defence. Sharp now has 2 bookings, so he needs to sort out his aggression in the wrong places. He could quite easily have been shown red for the punch on their player.

Still, onwards to Saturday, and lets hope Millwall don't recover from their mauling at Peterboro.

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #387 on: August 19, 2016, 08:02:05 am »
I know Jake Wright is still a young player but according to this comment from him he hasn't even entered puberty yet?

“I need to work on my hold-up play and reading the game in terms of using my body and predicting where the first and second balls are going to drop.”

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #388 on: August 19, 2016, 08:18:13 am »
I know Jake Wright is still a young player but according to this comment from him he hasn't even entered puberty yet?

“I need to work on my hold-up play and reading the game in terms of using my body and predicting where the first and second balls are going to drop.”

Nice words, pity he won't know what they mean....

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #389 on: August 20, 2016, 05:18:49 pm »
Rock bottom, already 11 points off top, playing very poor football.

I genuinely fear for us because I've seen nothing to suggest we can turn it around.

 



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