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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #300 on: May 21, 2016, 02:57:21 pm »
Who wrote that in the Star... Fucking muppet.

What about the appalling way Hammond has treated the sacred red and white...

Here's a way out - HRH arranges to send him to a Saudi team on loan so he can prove himself. If he doesn't accept we can say he's not prepared to fight for his place and therefore it's a breach of contract.  If he does go, we can plant loads of porn and alcohol in his bags and ask for his daily public whippings to be broadcast on Blades Player...  :ok:

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #301 on: May 21, 2016, 08:44:36 pm »
Hammond's credibility and dignity have fallen completely through the floor the moment he chose to trigger the 1 year deal.

McCabe's reputation and/or that of his lieutenants dives further below the bottom of the barrel by virtue of their signing off on such a stupid deal where only the player has control of the outcome.

Only at BDTBL FFS.

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #302 on: May 21, 2016, 09:31:02 pm »
you just have to    :DD :DD :DD :DD

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #303 on: May 22, 2016, 04:13:58 pm »
Went to the Charity "Legends" game at BDTBL today - as did over 4,000 others!

It was a real treat to see so many of the players from a time when we were actually quite good!

Tonge and Brown played very well as did Harley, Morgan and Holdsworth. It was also really nice to see Stretch Armstrong looking fit and strong. Tony Agana played most of the game but Brian Deane managed about 20 minutes and looked ill, let alone unfit. A real disappointment but I genuinely hope he's just out of condition because he hardly moved.

Jack Whitehall played for Fulham, as did some Z-List name from Gogglebox, a TV show that watches other people watching TV shows, or "scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas" as we used to call it.

Gary Sinclair came on for the last 5 minutes, Morgan won a penalty and the Fulham keeper let Sinclair score past him to make it 3-3. By the way, the Fulham keeper made a string of absolutely incredible saves. If he hasn't retired, get him signed!

Brilliant day sat in the sun watching some of our old heroes showing they still have it and others (Bob Booker!) showing they probably never had it  :ok:

I don't normally go in for this stuff, but I thoroughly enjoyed this one.

UTB

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #305 on: May 27, 2016, 09:49:10 am »
Bristol Rovers' view of the Blades as their opponents next season.

Interesting to see they seem to emphasise with our battle against West Sham.

http://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/article/a-look-ahead-sheffield-united-3121967.aspx

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #306 on: May 28, 2016, 07:54:51 pm »
I made a couple of bets today and I'm delighted to say I lost the fucking lot!!!

 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

Yes you dirty porky snortbeasts, it hurts doesn't it? Enjoy the drive home  :ok:

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #307 on: May 28, 2016, 09:42:13 pm »
I made a couple of bets today and I'm delighted to say I lost the fucking lot!!!

 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

Yes you dirty porky snortbeasts, it hurts doesn't it? Enjoy the drive home  :ok:

All 100,000 of them  :DD :DD :DD :DD

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #308 on: May 29, 2016, 08:41:45 am »
I made a couple of bets today and I'm delighted to say I lost the fucking lot!!!

 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

Yes you dirty porky snortbeasts, it hurts doesn't it? Enjoy the drive home  :ok:

It was a real shame wasn't it :roll:

I only watched the final 2 minutes, but I did go a little mad when the final whistle went. Mrs B told me I was very unsporting. Silly woman, being from the south she will never understand :DD :DD

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #309 on: May 29, 2016, 09:12:39 am »
When you are so deluded that you sing a song like this, you have to be prepared for it to bite you in the arse from time to time:


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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #310 on: May 29, 2016, 05:17:27 pm »
Dingles......In a relegation spot on Christmas Day and now promoted.

It can't be effin rocket science FFS!

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #311 on: May 29, 2016, 08:11:31 pm »
Dingles......In a relegation spot on Christmas Day and now promoted.

It can't be effin rocket science FFS!

It's not rocket science......it's a case of a couple of decent loan signings and a squad of players that give a shit  )O(

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #312 on: May 29, 2016, 09:22:59 pm »
Although I spent most of the day doing what Vamps does regularly yesterday, I made it back to watch the Snort-beasts match and have to say they were poor. They played like they didn't give a toss throughout.

Bruce certainly had the measure of them and had it not been for Westwood they would have been dead and buried by half time  :cheer:

The better team won at Wembley, for a change. Same with today. Dingles won and deserved it too. However looking at it from our perspective, we have no big gate games next season now.
No one who came down are anywhere near us and our nearest away game is Chesterfield. Granted it's just outside Dronny but they don't travel do they. So, that's revenue down from the start. After that, is it Port Vale that's closest to us?

Haven't posted for a while, I have trouble posting from my phone. Tried a few times, 1 being Billy Sharp's response to a Piggy bantering him about his 6 awards he won this season.... The idiot saying he could count on 1 hand his nonsense accolades... Billy's response was brilliant, letting him know Billy had 5 fingers on 1 hand so maybe he should disappear back into South Barnsley with his 6 fingers  :DD :DD :DD :DD (Not specific with the wording).
But on my Lap-top tonight so catching up.

On the released list.
Brutal but fair for me. Hammond has seriously pissed me off with his activation of the contract and basically told he's not wanted by Tufty so placed straight on the transfer list.
A little surprised Diego finds himself on there also but haven't watched him for a while. Apparently he has his magic back to some but we'll see. Monty was Transfer listed for 3 years before he went and we loved him, most of us wish he was here still now tbf.
Now to get out J.Wallace and the other injured crap.

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #313 on: May 30, 2016, 08:39:21 am »
Dane, if Bolton start well then they will probably bring ther biggest away support. I agree, apart from Donny, Scunny & Chessie we won't get a big income from away fans.

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Re: Banter Thread No. 2
« Reply #314 on: May 30, 2016, 08:48:19 am »
WAWAW - What A Waste of A Weekend!!

Meanwhile the Blades win at Wembley!!!
http://www.football-league.co.uk//news/article/2016/sheffield-united-win-kinder-sport-cup-at-wembley-3129344.aspx
 :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
« Last Edit: May 30, 2016, 08:51:16 am by Vamps »
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